The Daily Bork

March 31, 2005

Riddle me this

I sometimes wonder about the obsession non-US persons have with the internal wranglings of the US. This is amply demonstrated by the Schiavo circus that is now drawing to a close, a performance that has been going on for a long time but has suddenly popped to attention round the world because the state is finally ordering the poor woman bumped off.

Why do foreigners get so panty-twisted about US consitutional law, state's rights, lobby groups, etc etc, then proceed to display profound ignorance about the whole shooting match? The only idea I have is that it suits their needs for an easy story, particularly when you don't like the incumbent president. Thus the Schiavo performance. Now if you have a case where some non-criminal is going to die due to actions of a court, you are naturally going to draw out the extreme elements of society. State governor's become involved, state and federal courts, congress and even the president. Happens under all presidents. However, the panty-twisting and in-depth soul-searching only becomes noticable when someone like Bush is president. Why? Why not under Clinton? The answer is obvious when you look at whose panties are busy doing the twisting. It is not out of any moral feelings, not out of any concern about state's rights etc etc. Ask yourself this, if Bush was for pulling the plug on Schiavo what would the reaction be? You'd be getting long odds on people still standing up for the court decision to kill her.

Thus you get inane crap like this, masquerading as analysis on the Schiavo case...

Paul Krugman looks at what's happening and gets the fear. With some reason: a committee of the Florida legislature has approved a bill that could and would be used to require not just schools to teach creationism, but universities. Students could sue professors who questioned their beliefs on evolution, abortion, the Holocaust, or, indeed, anything. See also: The New Brown Shirts. In a lovely bit of doublespeak, this is being referred to as an "academic freedom" bill …

The relevance of the academic freedom bill to Schiavo? What is the bill about, why is it being introduced? You'd never know unless you were interested enough to go read all about it. But notice how it is phrased, not in any relation to getting professors to teach what they are supposed to teach instead of preaching. Nope, just deep paranoia from a minor luminary at the New York Times, that bastion of rational thought. I'm surprised the above article didn't have some witty quote from Ms Dowd. A more rational analysis from less biased sources is rather less hysterical...

He is, however, less concerned about these doctors when the "pressure and intimidation" is brought to bear by limiting doctors/pharmacists rights to choose. A more cynical blogger might respond by pointing out that such a principle, carried down the slippery slope Paul Krugman sees so clearly, would lead to doctors being forced to perform abortions against their will.

But then if you're not out to feed your political farmyard with dressed up "news" the chances for hyperbole are considerably less and you don't get to use Orwellian or Nazi references.

Why do you never see these sort of analyses of, say, France with its never ending political scandals and presidential shenanigans? Or of the UN with its nepotism and corruption? Or Dutch euthanasia laws? Or coverage of Iraqi bloggers? Because it is too hard, their is no ready made crowd of cross-wavers at an event to give nice photo-ops for the oh so concerned liberal drips. A proper analysis might lead to uncomfortable answers, not so easy to write off as Christian fundy claptrap. That would be altogether too difficult. That would be hard news.

World Bank "charmed" by "hawk", but "sceptical"

This will have them crying into their milk...

EU approves Wolfowitz as World Bank chief
EU godtar Wolfowitz som Världsbankschef

A rehashed after-the-fact article, a nearly identical one was printed a couple of weeks ago. There are lots of words in "scare quotes" or "irony quotes" depending on the context, eg

"charm"
"sceptical"
"hawk"
"interrogate"

The euro-pundits really don't like it when a Jew gets an important position I guess.

Positive monopoles

Majority positive towards state alcohol monopoly
Majoritet positiv till Systembolagets monopol

Basically stated a majority(55%) are "positive" about the state monopoly on alcohol. I'm not sure what the definition of "positive" in this context is.

Apparently support is strongest among women and the older age groups. Weakest among the younger. Stronger in the cities, weaker in the less populated areas. Weakest in Stockholm and southern Sweden.

Curiously, or maybe not, stronger among high income earners and well-educated.


Myself, it is a pain in the arse not being able to buy wine in a supermarket... not least because of the jacked up prices and inconvenience.

The rationale for the monopoly is, so the story goes, to protect against alcoholism and excessive drinking. Quite frankly, based on walking round the streets, it is a dismal failure. The drunks are still drunks, kids still get plastered and your average Sven can't buy a bottle of wine and a six-pack on a weekend. Oh, and everyone who can regularly drives to Germany to load the car up with 6 months worth of drink... thus the weak support in southern Sweden.

March 24, 2005

Greenie scares for making money

The Greenies love nothing more than banning things...

Environment Party wants mobile-free public transport
Mp vill ha mobilfri lokaltrafik

MILJÖPARTIET VILL förbjuda 3 G i lokaltrafiken. Enligt en expert är spårvagnar, bussar och tunnelbanevagnar rena strålningsfällan. – Strålningen studsar fram och tillbaka mellan väggarna, säger elmiljökonsulten Clas Tegenfeldt. Lena-Maj Anding (mp) i Stockholms län vill ha mobilfria vagnar så att det blir valfritt att utsätta sig för riskerna.

The Environment Party wants to forbid 3G in public transport. According to an expert trams, busses and subway cars are clear radiation traps. "The radiation bounces back and forwards between the walls," says electrical environment consultant Cals Tegenfeldt. Lena-Maj Andling (Environment Party) in Stockholm's county wants to have mobile-free carriages so that it is a choice to expose oneself to the risks.


Funny, but I ride these trams and busses all the time while using my mobile. Somehow, with all the radiation trapped in the carriage, it still works! I guess those big windows might have something to do with it. After all, mobile communications is in the gigahertz range so how big do the gaps have to be in the metal screen before it stops acting as a barrier? Quite small actually.

I like the last bit about pretending to give a choice. Why doesn't this sort of choice apply to smoking in bars and restaurants, where the ban is (or will be) universal? What are the chances of doubling the public transport traffic to give equal choice at the current level of service? Zero I'd say, after all which is worse... increased "greenhouse" emissions or being microwaved in a bus?

But Google up this Tegenfeldt fellow and you will find the first hit is http://www.bemi.se/, a company called "Better Electromagnetic Environment" that sells 'protective' equipment and services. Who owns it? Apparently one Mr Tegenfeldt.

Conflict of interest?

Women... they just can't help themselves.

Why are women/girls prone to falling for rapists and murderers? The explanation is provided in an article in Göteborgs Posten...

Excitement can attract women to murderers

According to Sven Å Christianson (psychologist at Stockholm University) the poor creatures just can't help themselves. He isn't at all surprised that they, particularly younger women, fall for convicted rapists and murderers. It's the excitement you see, the possibility of "saving" someone perhaps, and gosh darnit some of the men are just so charming! Women lack the knowledge to understand how fucked up these men are apparently.

I managed to miss the article about locking women away during "that time of the month" and not giving them the vote because they are prone to hysterics.

Christ what a load of arse. Who in their right mind is attracted to a convicted rapist? Rapist = not nice to women, I am a woman, therefore ... kiss me?

UPDATE.
Q and O has a post about some women who do appear quite able to discern the intent of murderers and deal with them in the appropriate manner.

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

From Robert Locke at FrontPage

Eleven Harsh Truths about the World

Excerpted as follows, the article has his detail...

#1: The truth will not necessarily make us happy.
#2: Most People Never Think
#3: Life is basically material.
#4: Some People Are Worth More Than Others.
#5: Most People Are Proles.
#6: Nothing Can Be Done About History.
#7: It’s After 1914. We Are Living in a Broken Civilization.
#8: America is not a high culture.
#9: We Will Never be Popular for Doing What’s Right.
#10: God Will Not Buy You a Mercedes Benz.
#11: You will only really find out the ultimate truth after you die.

Somewhat pessimistic, but then refer #1.

Nazis-of-colour OK by us

US school shooter bright but troubled teen

A Chippewa Indian boy who carried out the deadliest US school shooting in six years was a bright youngster beset by family tragedy who rebelled in both the clothes he wore and a fascination with neo-Nazi beliefs, according to details that have been emerging.

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"He's had a lot of tragedy in the past eight years," his aunt, Kim Desjarlait told MSNBC today. She said she had not seen him since 2001, and was devastated by the news.

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The FBI has said it cannot yet discuss a motive for Monday's tragedy.

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One of Weise's postings talked about the cultural and genetic dilution of native Americans and said, "It's hard though being a native American National Socialist – people are so misinformed, ignorant and closed-minded it makes your life a living hell."

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Does anyone doubt that if the kid was a red-neck from the deep south of the US and was affiliated to neo-Nazi groups that there would be any attempted understanding? Since when does being a Nazi-of-colour make insane socialist beliefs alright? It appears living on a reservation makes any half-arsed racist beliefs just fine and dandy.

March 23, 2005

Just to the west of Drew Carey

Did the political quiz at Politopia, via Q and O, no real surprises here...



NorthWest:

This region has a large degree of economic and personal freedom. People in this region are referred to as “classical liberals,” “libertarians,” “market liberal,” “old whigs,” “objectivists,” “propertarians,” and “anarcho-capitalists.”

Now with 40% more Swedish chick flicks!

Chasing those dreams of equality through legislation...

Mer pengar och fler kvinnor i svensk film

"More money and more women in Swedish film"

The long and the short of it is, those film companies getting funding from the state must employ at least 40% women in positions of director, producer and script-writer within the next three years.

No mention of talent, however I gather that it isn't important. Most films are shit anyway.

Trustfunders

Eric at Classical Values explains why the inherited-affluent are by-and-large lefties...

Not that I have anything against responsibility, but the problem is, the members of the trustfunder left have been taught to believe that they are behaving in a responsible manner. But it's all based on bullshit guilt.

March 22, 2005

Where was that change of underpants?

Via Regime Change Iran, from the India Daily:

Converging U.S. Navy aircraft carrier groups in Middle East send strong message to Iran and Syria

Three carrier groups, a large experienced army on the doorstep, scattered airbases in the region and growing civil unrest? Hmmm, time for some unsavoury types to use those open tickets to an unspecified location in South America I think.

Getting the idea right, but the details incredibly wrong, is Robert "hit me with your rhythm stick" Fisk (hat tip Hardly "all the news fit to bias" News)...

The impact of the Iraq war is now being felt across Middle East

Right to life

After many weeks of doing the rounds on blogs and news sites elsewhere, the Terry Schiavo case has made it to the backwaters of the world. For example, a search on Göteborgs Posten for Schiavo gives one article. The main NZ news website has two. All within the last couple of days, notably only after the federal government stepped in. Most seem to be incensed about interference in state matters, it is bizarre how these little papers get all picky about US constitutional law sometimes. Then there are the likes of this from Harldy News, apparently incensed by the lobbying of the right-to-life groups. As far as I can tell, it is all because it is W doing the meddling in state matters... nary a peep when the Dems do it of course. But Q and O set it out very well in two short articles...

Here comes da (federal) judge
Killing Terry Schiavo

Basically... She left no will. She is not dying. Why should the state be allowed to kill her by withholding nutrition when they would be unallowed to kill her by, say, lethal injection. She is dependent on others, as are many other people who are not dying but are incapacitated. All this without any mention of the motives of the ex-husband.

I agree. Where there is doubt, let her live.

March 21, 2005

Man bites dog

Oxymoron #2 of the day:

Peace group declares war on police

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One protester, Simon Oosterman, claimed to have been assaulted by a police officer while being held in a patrol car.
Mr Oosterman said he had been arrested on a charge of obstructing a footpath, and was put in a stranglehold while waiting to be taken away.
"He held my jugular with his fingers so tight it sounded like I had helium in my throat."

Clue hippy. Jugular = vein in neck carrying blood away from brain, all too effectively apparently.

He said he had been "passively resisting" his arrest when he was assaulted in the patrol car. A police officer slammed the driver's seat back into his knees, and claimed the protesters "were just like the Springbok tour people". "He was just mocking me. It was completely inappropriate."

And, like, then he made me cry by calling me a name.

Mr Oosterman - who caused a scene at the Auckland District Court a few weeks ago when he turned up naked for a court appearance - was due to appear in the court today in relation to Saturday's protest.
He was also scheduled for a status hearing today, the latest appearance on a charge of indecent exposure stemming from a naked bike ride against oil dependency.

Ahh, the picture emerges... exhibitionist desperate for attention.

An Auckland newspaper yesterday published a photograph of a police sergeant holding a 16-year-old youth in what appeared to be a stranglehold.
Mr Oosterman claims it was the same officer who assaulted him.

Well, there are after all only three policemen in the whole of NZ, so chances are good it was the same one.

Auckland police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty last night described the incident as "an absolute nothing", and the police officer in the photograph was still on duty.

In other words... oh for Christ's sake just grow up hippy!

Hardly News again

On the possible appointment of Wolfowitz to the World Bank, petulant writers in New Zealand are getting all panty-twisted, although I can't see how "Daily Show" and "piercing wit" actually go together in the same sentence, other than in The Compendium of Oxymorons...

More piercing wit from the Daily Show: this time on the White House's arrogant, insulting decision to propose Paul Wolfowitz as the new head of the World Bank. (On the basis, presumably, that he, er, has a bank account …). I see this as another episode in the war on expertise. I know that Hard News has in the past had readers at the World Bank - any anonymous comment on the mood inside the organisation is, of course, welcome.

Nevermind intelligent discourse, roll out the ad hominems!

Curiously, having just derided lack of expertise, not two paragraphs later we can read (on the subject of expatriate NZers and why the ones who stay away are implicitly evil):

And I thought Rod Oram had a very good point to make talking to Linda Clark last week: that even working for a large company in New Zealand is likely to be a matter of being a skilled generalist rather than a narrow specialist. And that even if it means some sacrifice, being a skilled generalist has its distinct compensations. Yes, I reckon.

Logical disconnect? Po, kettle, black? However you phrase it, it is all a load of bollocks.

Demonstrate or be damned

The Stockholm Spectator has an interesting article about the use of the "employment service" to organise union demonstrations.

Fortunately I have only ever had a single dealing with the service, when I first arrived in Sweden and registered as seeking work. Initially they didn't want to register me, there was apparently no point as without being a native Swedish speaker I was unemployable. Well, I guess it would help keep the stats down if I hadn't registered. But I got a well paying job and have never had to go back so have never had the pleasure of being organised to demonstrate.

Back in the kitchen with you!

A rather patronising article about youthful (female) classical liberals, er sorry radical right wingers. Apparently if you don't really remember the 80s you should have no political opinion other than left wing loony...

"There are people voting now for the first time whose whole life is post-reforms. They don't remember any of the callousness, and the brutality, with which they were imposed and are much more tolerant (of centre-right arguments)," Roberts says.

Nevermind what would have happened without reform... these kids are just too tolerant of the centre-right. The closing remark? A painfully patronising...

Something about the confident way she flicks her long blonde hair and asserts this aim as achievable tells you politics will be seeing more of her - and of the right.

Good lord, it was even written by a woman. No wonder these deluded kids reject the crap spouted by the left.

PS. Why, oh why, when these useless writers reference an online site or blog do they never, ever, put in a URL? Granted, some of these are printed articles but seriously, when these things are put online, would a little hyperlink be too much to ask? Anyway, here is The RIGHT Kind of Girl blog referenced in the article.

March 15, 2005

Compare and contrast

Can anyone explain how internet connections, paid for by taxes on countries a world away, a la:

African leaders back tech tax to help poor nations

are possibly going to do any good in light of:

'Ghosts' scare off Malawi leader???

March 11, 2005

Rather not

The only NZ reference I've seen to Rathergate:

US news anchor Rather signs off

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One of the three leading US news anchors for the past two decades, Rather described himself as "a big-game hunter" who took on presidents from Richard Nixon to George W. Bush.

But finally turned the gun on himself, managing to shoot both feet with a single magic bullet.

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Rather's departure was overshadowed by a discredited report before the 2004 US presidential election questioning Bush's military service.
CBS News sacked or requested the resignation of four employees in January after an independent report found "myopic zeal" led CBS to disregard basic journalism principles when it aired the story saying Bush got special treatment in the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War.


Should read "Rather's departure was caused by a fakes report before the 2004 US presidential election that attempted in a laughably amateurish fashion to question Bush's military service."

Oh yeah, also quoted as saying "Karl Rove's mind control ray made me do it!"

March 10, 2005

Lies, damned lies and bizarre headlines

First off: Useless statistics - NZ record poor on child poverty and drug use – OECD .

Then: Outright dubious statistics - Women in the firing line says gun report

Followed by a choice selection of weird headlines:

Sick children show health problems in Hawke's Bay
Doctors not good at breaking news to dying patients - prof
Ten-year plan for binge-drinking ads
Man touched genitals to fix ear problem

All from the same section of a news site.

Unreality based

Yet another suck-up to the visiting Scandinavian from the NZ Greens:

We can learn from Norway in Peacemaking

You need only read one paragraph to get the drift of this...

Norway is a country that is roughly the same size as New Zealand with 4.5 million people, and it has made a huge contribution to peacemaking in many countries. Members will remember the Oslo Accords of 1993 between Israel and the Palestinians, and more recently Norway has been involved in the peace negotiations that led to a successful settlement in the southern Sudan.

Go on, read that last sentence out loud while keeping a straight face. Yeah, didn't think so.

Make it so!

The usual leftist Canute-budget act is coming along nicely in Sweden

The Left and Greens require lower unemployment

Not, you understand, by creating more jobs. No, it is much better apparently to throw yet more money at the universally-agreed useless-as-tits-on-a-bull "employment service". Oh and by somehow getting immigrants into work in which there is already massive competition for each and every job.

They will also raise "equality" by, yes I know you guessed it, throwing money at county councils to give to women's groups.

Oh yeah, and let them eat cake!

Environmental realism?

Here is something you don't see everyday...

The Kyoto protocol is built on a falsehood

In Ny Teknik (New Technology), the leading general science and technology newspaper in Sweden. A letter by five researchers (3 Swedish, 1 Norwegian, 1 American) saying that the Kyoto protocol is shaping up to be the biggest scandal in history, the Mann "hockey stick" curve is a sham and it is all a colossal waste anyway.

Common sense breaking through?

March 08, 2005

Death to the colonial breast oppressors!

You know it is a slow-protest week when you get the likes of this, during Prince Charles' visit to New Zealand:

Bare-breasted protest for Prince Charles

Two women bared their breasts at Prince Charles today and a small group of protesters temporarily disrupted his royal visit using a megaphone to call him a parasite as he greeted 500 fans in central Wellington.

The group of six carried placards reading "honour the treaty" and "death to the monarchy".

Another waved a red flag with a picture of Argentinian-born Cuban revolutionary Che Guevara on it.

Ah yes, death to the monarchists, replace them with murderous thugs!

As Charles conducted a walkabout chatting with some of the 500 or so fans who had assembled to see him, clapping and cheering his arrival, the protesters called the prince a parasite and recited a history of what they believed were the wrongs done by the royal family.

Two women also exposed their breasts.

Obviously, breasts being the traditional protest towards a monarch-in-waiting.

Hannah Plant, 23, had "Get your colony shame off my breasts" written on her body but was quickly removed by police.

If anyone knows what on earth she is on about, leave a comment please!

Etc etc.

Lame you guys, seriously lame.

March 04, 2005

Welcome to the golden gulag

The concepts of choice, preferences, freedom, etc seem to be alien to the Green state of mind. Take for example these excerpts from here, a rant against the temerity of New Zealanders choosing where to live, what house to own, what to drive and where to holiday...

Why would anyone spend a fortune on a home that is much bigger than they need and much too far from all of the places they need to be and then spend so much time getting to it and so much more time earning the money to pay for it, that they don't actually have a lot of time left to spend actually living in it? And if that were not absurd enough, why would they then exchange it for another, probably more remote, almost always more expensive on average every six or seven years? And why do so many of us choose to get to and from our large, expensive, remote homes on our own, in vehicles that are much bigger and much more expensive than they need to be? It gets worse. 67 percent of households in the Tasman district last year had two or more cars. So there is a very good chance that there will be several/numerous other people not merely in our own street, but quite possibly an our own family making similar trips at similar times in similar vehicles each with three or four spare seats. And we will take our expensive rest and recreation to recover from the effort of the long hours at jobs we don’t even enjoy very much to earn the money to pay for our absurd lifestyles, by going to remote places where they quite probably don't speak English and we will put it all on the card and deprive ourselves of the time to do more leisurely pursuits closer to home by sending the rest of the family out to work and taking on a second job to pay off the credit card debt…

So are the more appropriate behaviours unattractive? Are they not capable of meeting our needs or our desires?

Perhaps we need to look at some of the other more appropriate behaviours, because I know that there are some who do think in terms of what we might have to give up, that somehow the alternatives are never going to be popular. So I will give you the Mike Ward mantra that I regularly trot out at the suggestion that people don't want to know, or that they don't care, or that our vision is just plain unattractive. I would like you all to learn my mantra and then I want you to take it away and embellish it, add to it and spread it around.


Jesus el-saviour Christ! Let this guy into power and everyone will be living in Soviet style apartment blocks, driving clapped out Lada's and holidaying at Camp Gulag (where everyone speaks the same language). Appropriate behaviour will be defined by the party, in accordance with the Mantra which you should liberally spread around like the stinking pile of turd it is.

Seriously, does it matter if they don't speaky the englishy when you are on holiday?

But it goes on, and on and on...

So how do we make saving the planet sexy, fun, funky, and fashionable? The reality is that living sustainably is much more likely to make us feel good and to meet our needs for the things that make being human interesting, then living unsustainably as ever going to do. Living sustainably is certainly likely to be more fun and certainly more likely to meet our need for good relationships and good experiences, our need to be liked, our need to be able to contribute and participate, and our need for purpose and for hope, than living unsustainably. You see it takes time to be a human being and we have given up time for the dross of stuff.

You see all you need to do is realise that I know, in the wisdom of my Mantra, what will make you happy. Whatever you are doing now, no matter how happy you think you are you are not. No, you aren't. Don't argue, I know these things for I have been gifted with the Mantra, the insight of sheer arrogance.

Till finally, we draw near the end, almost...

I am a politician and what most people expect from politicians is legislation. They want rules and laws that will assist the unfortunate, throttle the corrupt, and preserved the biosphere. We do need good law and good infrastructure but the change, the kind of cultural shift that we will need if we are to create the kind of future I would wish for my grandchildren, has to be more deeply felt than laws and rules alone are ever likely to achieve. It will take advocacy and education and incentives and the inspiration of lives lived well. We probably don't need another textbook. We do need to tell the good stories, and we do need a new kind of leadership. I am a politician because it gives profile to the most urgent challenges facing humankind and it just could give access to the kind of resources necessary to meet the challenge.

Actually what most people want from a politician is a smooth running country where they are safe and not exposed to totalitarian twerps trying to tell them what to do, where to live, what car to buy and where to holiday. Just because you are a politician doesn't mean you must create rules and laws, in fact it would be better if you didn't. But we know that the impulse is impossible to deny when your entire existence is the urge to control, dressed up as it may be in "protecting" everything.

March 01, 2005

Blood is thicker than... well it's just thick really

From the insane world of race politics...

The N-word: Is nepotism bad?

Tariana Turia [Maori party leader] says hiring family members is not necessarily a bad thing. And she's not alone. Anthony Hubbard reports on the virtues of nepotism.
Nepotism used to be considered a vice, like theft or child abuse. Now the ancient practice has found new defenders.


How about this instead:

Slavery used to be considered a vice, like theft or child abuse. Now the ancient practice has found new defenders.

No, I didn't think so.

Now, read the following excerpts...
[Note, pakeha = "white" New Zealanders]

Mutu says there are strong Maori sanctions against corruption. "There are all sorts of checks and balances in place that are actually far greater than in the Pakeha world." In her own work in her iwi organisation and as chairwoman of two marae, "I've got to account for every decision I make and every action I do."

Theft and corruption are unacceptable in Maori society, she says, and Maori often blow the whistle on those in their own organisations. "Oh hell, yes - that's why you see it splashed all over the newspapers. You rarely see it from the Pakeha world."

Pakeha commonly think Maori are a bit casual with money. In fact, "what you've got is that Maori are not very expert in how to handle the cash. They get caught out". Maori do not have hundreds of years of experience of a cash-centred culture, "so we have to learn to use it the best way we can, and I can tell you we often make mistakes with it".


How much bullshit can you write in a few sentences? Theft and corruption unacceptable in Maroi society? Like, as in most other societies... so much so that codified laws exist to define such crimes? Who the hell do they think they are kidding here?

Rarely see it from the Pakeha world??? What the hell is most white-collar crime then? Because they are not exposed by someone who prefaces the press-releases/police complaint with "As a white dude, I would like to expose blah blah blah"?

How can someone be so utterly paternalistic about their own culture? "We have to use it the best way we can"??? Because we are just a bit on the simple side and, you know, all those numbers just confuse the poor native mind.


The irony is that, by extension, racist appointments are OK although this seems to escape the proponents of this scheme. Under the logic that pervades the article it is perfectly OK, even good, to employ those more closely related than those who aren't. So as a white manager, I would prefer to employ white people to be my more trusted deputies because, you know, those darkies are unreliable, disloyal and can't keep track of the accounts.

Turia argued that because Maori organisations are in the spotlight, "you are going to put people into positions who you know that you can trust and who are going to be loyal". That means favouring relatives - although the relative, of course, has to be competent to do the job.

Because people are watching my (government funded) organisation I need yes-men, and lots of them dammit otherwise people might cotton on to the fact that there are shenanigans afoot. I guess impartiality, fairness, equality, all those high-falutin' ideas are just western imperialist devices designed to keep the dark brother down. Nepotism, favouritism, corruption... they are all good old noble-savage traits worthy of preservation. Of course these people almost invariably vote to the left, where is the classless PC thought? Does family trump race trump class in the strange world of ethnic politics? How do leftist ideologues get away with the paternalistic trash spouted above? The answer is, as always, that it doesn't matter if the whole makes any sense so long as it sounds good to the audience and perpetuates their power-trip. That's why you need the reliable yes-men from inside the family, those who you can easily lean on because they CAN'T just up and leave. The poor sods are bound to the whole shooting-match, far from having an incentive to blow the whistle as expounded above they are far less likely to do so. If they cause the downfall of family power, who is going to look after THEM? Certainly not the people they just shafted who they must now live with. The strength of frowning on nepotism and discouraging it is that the rank-and-file have less to risk in exposing corruption since they don't lose their family in the process, even if they lose their jobs, or they can up and leave with no shame being visited upon them through the family. You can choose who you work for, but you can't choose your family. You can work for many different people, but you only get one family. I know Western thought and practices are terribly awful, but sometimes there are things in there that do make life better for everybody.

The petulant whines of washed-up journos

When an article begins like...

George W Bush har varit på charmoffensiv i Europa. Leendet klistrades på direkt när han landade på europeisk mark men försvann troligen när han kunde dra sig tillbaka i presidentsviten i Air Force One.

George W Bush has been on a charm offensive in Europe. The smile was stuck on immediately when he landed on European soil but probably disappeared when he could withdraw back onto Air Force One.

... you know that the rest of it is going to be a whiny piece of implied, non-substantive drivel. I mean probably disappeared? What sort of reporting is that? Who the hell knows what he did? He may have danced a jig, watched a film, killed a puppy or, shock, even smiled some more after knowning in full certainty that Europe doesn't figure much in future calculations.

The rest of the article is in the same style, even stretching back to Mondale's 1984 candidacy and what Barbara Bush apparently called Mrs Ferraro. Somehow, I know not how, the game the Bush's like to play of giving people nicknames (even back in 84 against a worthless loser of an opponent) is relevant to something. Even the the attibution is wrong (in this article it supposedly "rhymes with witch", in acutality it "rhymes with rich"), still what is a little accuracy when you are writing a hit-piece with no actual news in it other than what you think might happen on a plane.

The fact that Bush was smiling during his tour is somehow a deep insight. Other than that he often smiles, as do most politicians I can recall when out on the meet-and-greets. I mean, if it had been Clinton, who was also a big smiler, then would we have this speculation? Nope. We know he would still have the smile on Air Force One after finding the intern-of-the-week "onboard".

Christ, what dribble passes for analysis!