The Daily Bork

June 08, 2005

The deadly art

NZ police aren't going to prosecute a couple who beat intruders on their boat. Good.

I liked this line:

A maths teacher, Mr Simmons went on the attack when he and his wife found a man below deck who asked: "is this your fullah's boat"?

"There was a bit of a tussle and I smacked him around the head a few times," Mr Simmons said.

Watch out for those maths geeks.


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