The Daily Bork

April 15, 2005

Jimmy of Mayberry

Way too funny by half is Ned Rice's article at NRO about the Pope and the President...

Yes, what better way to remember the Holy Father's life of selfless humility than to throw a hissy-fit like a starlet turned away by a nightclub bouncer.
Even better, a liberal blogger wrote last week that Condoleezza Rice should have given her seat on Air Force One to Carter. The Democrats wisely passed on this chance to return to their original position on civil rights: that black women using mass transit be required to give up their seats to white men.
With all the moral authority of a prison snitch scamming extra rations by ratting out his fellow convicts, Jimmy set out on his legacy-rebuilding project.
Unlike Jimmy Carter, Pope John Paul II never won a Nobel Peace Prize.


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