Lies, damned lies and bizarre headlines

First off: Useless statistics - NZ record poor on child poverty and drug use – OECD .

Then: Outright dubious statistics - Women in the firing line says gun report

Followed by a choice selection of weird headlines:

Sick children show health problems in Hawke's Bay
Doctors not good at breaking news to dying patients - prof
Ten-year plan for binge-drinking ads
Man touched genitals to fix ear problem

All from the same section of a news site.