The Daily Bork

January 28, 2005

Alpha Beta Gamma, it's all Greek to me

"Nuked mangoes arrive in New Zealand"
Screams the headline to a Green party missive in Dec 2004. No, not delivered from Chernobyl (which is now tropical due to global warming), but

The Green Party has learned that the first container load of irradiated mangoes, zapped with the equivalent of three million chest x-rays, were air freighted to New Zealand over the

Oh no! 3 million x-rays! Why that's like, like, ummm, well. I don't really know but it sounds scary for one poor mango.

weekend. Green Safe Food Spokesperson Sue Kedgley said the mangoes were irradiated at Steritech irradiation facility in Brisbane, which she visited recently. This is the first irradiated

Bloody Australians.

whole food imported into New Zealand, because New Zealand has had long-standing opposition to nuclear technology including irradiated food. Ms Kedgley said Steritech uses

Because, you know, radiation is baaddd man.

radioactive material – cobalt 60, a by-product of nuclear reactor technology – to irradiate the fruit with radiation doses up to 3 million times the strength of a chest X-ray. As the

3 million again!

gamma rays pass over food, they produce physical, chemical and biological changes that

Take special note: Gamma Rays

break down the molecular structure of food. “Irradiation is a controversial technology which partially destroys vitamins and fatty acids, causes the formation of free radicals in food, and can cause the formation of carcinogenic chemicals in mangoes and papaw. Fresh fruit suffer the greatest amount of destruction by irradiation. “Any store selling the mangoes will be required to display an in-store sign near the mangoes saying they have been treated with ‘ionising electrons’ which many consumers will not realise means they have been irradiated.

Hmmmmm! Ionising electrons. So which is it? Gamma rays (essentially high energy light, like an x-ray) OR Beta rays (electrons)? Can't be the same.

But there is no requirement for restaurants or take-away outlets to label irradiated food.” Ms

But then anyone with a microwave would need a sign presumably, all those nasty micro rays after all.

Kedgley said MAF recently audited and accredited the Steritech facility giving the green light for irradiated mangoes to enter New Zealand. “It is absurd that the Government is allowing irradiated mangoes into New Zealand from Queensland, known as the fruit-fly capital of the world, when there are ample supplies of non-irradiated mangoes imported from other parts

And after all, why should there be more than one source of mangoes in a country? How are we supposed to regulate them all???

of the world. Furthermore, there are other successful heat treatments being used to sterilise mangoes that did not require irradiation. “Irradiation processes have failed in the past,

Heat treatment? Surely that will buggar up the fruit more than a chest x-ray?

resulting in the release of fertile insects. Imagine the devastation if a non-sterilised fruit-fly or any of the other 44 quarantine pests associated with mangoes slipped through as a result of a bad day at the food-nuking plant. “There have been no studies of the long-term health effects

Food-nuking plant indeed. I can just imagine those H-bombs going off day and night to sterilise a poor mango.

of consuming irradiated food but the consumption of irradiated food has caused cancer, tumours, kidney damage and other immune and reproductive problems in animal studies. “I

Arse! What a load of scare mongering. But then studies haven't shown that people who eat them don't develop cool stuff like superman powers, x-ray vision or live to be 2034 either.

fear this is the thin edge of the wedge and that there will be more and more attempts to bring in irradiated food into New Zealand. Only consumer opposition and corporate responsibility will be able to stop it now.”

Mind you this dopey barking moon-kiwi has been at irradiated foods for decades now. The real aim is to shut down imports, because they all need to be treated somehow and, of course, irradiation is by far the safest (no chemicals, no cooking).

But, if you can't get gamma rays and electrons straight what do you expect?


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